commercial break #101

society programs. we attempt to change and resist the codes through ~~coding~~ uncoding

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Commercial break #101: A Piece of Paper (short)

Host
Hey, what do you got there on your wall?

Inventor
Oh this?

Inventor takes degree frame off the wall and then proceeds to take the piece of paper out of the degree frame.

Inventor
This is our latest invention – "A Piece of Paper," which also is known by its shorten name "a degree"

Host
What can it do?

Inventor
With this piece of paper, people can apply to jobs with meaningful-ish salaries, qualify for "An Advance Piece of Paper," find love, travel in the name of university, and jump over paywalls to access knowledge – all for a small price of $28.95

Host
That's it? $28.95 sounds like a steal

Inventor
It is. However, we are the ones doing it. We invented "A Piece of Paper" with ~~exclusivity~~ accessibility in ~~pockets~~ in mind. Thus, the extremely low and incredibly affordable price of only 1,000 payments of $28.95 –

Host
Only 1,000 payments? That's like 83 years. It's life!

Inventor
Exactly, "A Piece of Paper" gives life, so people will pay throughout theirs. Plus, it aligns with the current average student debt of $28,950 in the United States of America. We even made it on recyclable paper to satisfy UN Sustainability Goals

Host
But you reduced the price?

Inventor
Yes, the price has been reduced to a meager 1,000 payments of $28.95 with a 15% APR

Host
Only 15% APR?! The current average is 40%. With interest that low, how do you make any money?

Inventor
We truly aim to make "A Piece of Paper" affordable to the masses. We have a loyal customer base, who strives to be inter-generational paper chasers since the benefits of having "A Piece of Paper" can be passed down. Dad got a job because of our degree. Then, little Jimmy doesn't have to do manual labor and can take after his dad – guaranteed!

All of this can happen with our APA, MLA, Chicago cited "Piece of Paper." Get yours today for 1,000 payments of $28.95! And, for a limited time,

Host
Do tell!

Inventor
If you buy within the next five minutes, we will give you a complementary, university sticker

Host
Aren't those like $50 a pop?

Inventor
And it can be yours if you call NOW and place a small deposit of 100 payments

Host
What are you waiting for? The lines are ringing. Call NOW!

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