Slideshow images of celebrities holding awards on stage

Narrator
For years, we all watched celebrities accepting awards get played off by the house orchestra when their speech runs on too long.

Slideshow transitions to a restaurant with two actors on a date

Actor #1 on date
My parents were really disappointed when I dropped out of school. But I felt like I just really needed to find myself

Actor #2 on date
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Actor #1 on date
But you know, I was like you know what? Let me just go to Howard like my father, you know? Well then my girlfriend Gina, she called me up and said "Gurrrll, you have gots to get down to Emory, down to hot'lanta." I was like Gina, number #1 why are you calling me up trying to confuse me. You know Spelman's in Atlanta too

Actor #2 takes out THE WRAP IT UP BOX and places it on the dinner table. Orchestra music begins to play.

Narrator
With THE WRAP IT UP BOX, you got that same power right in your pocket!

Actor #2 motions Actor #1 to speed up the story

Actor #1 (speaking faster)
So I just went to Howard, where I majored in sociology and made a lot of friends and had a really good time. So that was college, how about you?

Actor #2 turns off the orchestra music from THE WRAP IT UP BOX and places it on the floor. Switch scenes to THE WRAP IT UP BOX with a black background.

Narrator
From the makers of the home stenographer comes THE WRAP IT UP BOX! It's like being the director of an award's show everywhere you go!

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Credits: Chappelle's Show, Wrap It Up!